On Weddings

First of all, let me promise you here, before you roll your eyes, that the next six months will not be filled with wedding planning updates and bridezilla-style rants (oh, did I mention I got engaged on the 23rd?). But I feel that I do need to establish a firm stance on what I've observed and witnessed in my first week of betrothed life. 
 
To modern American culture, I give a big Screw You! A lovely close friend of mine sent me a engagement care package with a few bridal magazines in them, and I also received "the wedding box" from Derrick's aunt, and inside that box was a wedding planning book. I quickly became disgusted by both the magazines and the book and now understand more than ever why divorce is so prevalent in our society. Midway through the wedding planning book, full of great tips on invitation wording, time lines, sticking to budgets...smack in the middle was a whole chapter on losing weight before the big day. Um, what? Why? What does this have to do with wedding planning at all? The fact that this one day, eight hours or less really, is so flippin' important that we must calorie count and schedule extra workouts to get the perfect bod for all your family and friends and new hubby to see, is completely insane! How about we do those things irrespective of a wedding date because we want to be healthy! Not because we want to slim down for a day. Ugh. Not only that, but the bridal magazines and google image searches make it utterly impossible to have the "perfect" wedding day for normal oafs like me. The women in those magazines are so airbrushed its a wonder they still look human, and every page is filled with fantasy images of romantic gazebos strung with yards of whimsy fabrics and delicate lights followed by honeymoon ideas that would drag most new couples directly to bankruptcy. How did we get here? What happened to the church basement reception? The celebration amongst friends? More importantly, what happened to the marriage?

In conversations about wedding planning so far, my most common response to just about any question has been, Oh, I don't really care. The reason? Because I hate that this is what weddings have become. I hate our culture for forcing us to try to live out impossible dreams spending every penny we have on one day with little attention paid to what happens on day two or week two or year two of being wed. Now don't get me wrong, all of this firey wrath toward our culture's misdirection of matrimonial magic will not somehow lead to a schlumpy, jeans-and-t-shirts wedding. We will throw a nice party. We will bring together all of our family and friends, and we will eat, drink, dance, laugh, hug, cry, and party epically. But we do it because the life that follows the day is worth the celebration not because the celebration somehow defines the life that follows.

We will have good food and drink to share but not because I want to flaunt the fact that we can afford it but rather because with that much celebrating, people will get hungry and need to eat. We will have good but somewhat unusual music because it represents who we are and the things that we love and share. We will have close friends and relatives stand with us not to show off how cool we are and how many friends we have (have you seen that trend recently with the 12+ attendants - silly) but because they are dear to us and we want them close by when we seal one of the most significantly life altering decisions of our lives. The rest? Well, the rest I really just truly don't care that much about. I'm sure there will be decorations and lights and details and personal touches that will have to be added in, but they won't define the day, and they certainly won't define our lives together. 

So screw you society requiring weddings to be just so to be "right". And screw perfection and pomp and tying tiny little bows on hundreds of invitations and giveaways and programs. And screw matching fonts and pantone color numbers and identical shoes and dresses and suits. My attention is focused on the fact that Derrick and I will be married rather that just get married.